During recovery, eating around people you’re comfortable with:
During recovery, eating around people who make dumbass comments:
Benedict answering about taking on a role of Smaug.
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH
Amelia Pond; - The Girl Who Waited
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-
other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the wrath of khan in…